murkavenue:

CLUE 1:
“went to short dogs house,
they was watching Yo MTV
RAPS”
Yo MTV RAPS first aired:
Aug 6th 1988
CLUE 2:
Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on:
Feb 23 1993
CLUE 3:
”The Lakers beat the Super
Sonics”
Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release…

sfnetsquared:

On Tuesday night the event I planned: Craig Newmark Talks About Technology for the Common Good happened with SFNetSquared. I was asked to take a moment to share my thoughts on the event.

I’m one of three new co-organizers for SFNetSquared. I met April Kyle, the lead organizer, at an…

It breaks my heart to read these recounts of the RnR Vegas race. I hate that so many runners had such a terrible time; and hate that an organization near and dear to my heart - CCFA - should have benefited from exposure and awareness surrounding the events. Lucky my friends were okay post-race, but I did see firsthand the madness that was Mandalay Bay and noticed many people not feeling well after.

Having several friends running the 1/2; a large group of us in Vegas that weekend made a point to brave the cold and cheer them on - and cheered on all the runners as a result. So inspirational! Truly a moving thing to see so many kicking ass. 

If nothing else, I hope all the runners can find a positive in that.

irundisney:

I’m never going to run this race again.

Before I go onto that spiel, I completed the full marathon in 4:21:13 (official). This was my fourth marathon and my first Rock n’ Roll (RnR) series event, and after this, I’m EXTREMELY hesitant to run another RnR event in the future.

I was one of…

(Source: littlemissmochi)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I’M- AHAHAA HHHHAAAHAHAH! AHA HHAAAAH HA-

I’M SORRY, IT’S JUST- HAHAHAH HAAAAH! HAAHAH! HAHAHAA AHHHA AHA-

I DON’T MEAN TO LAUGH THIS HARD, BUT ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ANOTHER ‘SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE’ ARGUMENT? I CAN’T EVEN- HAH AHAHAAAH HAAHAHHAHA!

OH, LORD. DID WE NOT JUST SPEND 20 MINUTES DISCUSSING KIM KARDASHIAN’S PATHETIC, MONEYGRUBBING  SHAM OF A ‘MARRIAGE’ THAT DIDN’T EVEN LAST HALF A WEEK? THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE TRYING TO PROTECT? THAT’S YOUR IDEA OF SANCTIFIED?

HOOOOO! THAT’S RICH. THAT’S FUNNY STUFF. YOU’RE- HAHAHA! AHHH … YOU’RE NOT A HOMOPHOBIC BIGOT, YOU JUST WANT TO KEEP IT NICE AND HOLY. I TOTALLY GET IT. 

nickdouglas:

slacktory:

Slacktory: Training Siri

My favorite joke is the first.

nickdouglas:

world-shaker:

A thought I had earlier this morning.

Copy and paste.

HELLO I AM OLD.

drinkyourjuice:

eliotglazer:

Works for me.

St. Baseball’s

leitch:

Today.

topherchris:

obamarama:

“Mr. President, now don’t panic. Stay calm. Just slowly put down the coffee and slip out of the booth. There is a cobra… right… next… to you.”

Local humor!

stadium-love-:

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Reliant Stadium & The Astrodome.

I miss that tree.

(via fuckyeahhouston)